If you exclude the very rare and few special people from your life, male friendship on a whole is nothing but a hoax. It’s a bunch of people hanging out just to fulfill some of their basic needs of social interaction. It has been wrongly instilled in our deep consciousness since school and college times that a guy must cherish and carry on dutifully this so-called sacred bond. As the years go by, it’s funny how these feeling change quite intensely every time I meet these kinds of assholes, and here are the reasons why. (This is only for the so-called friends you meet in life, majorly your drinking buddies. Some friendships are quite real and must be cherished, but they are very few.)